Jetpack Item List
Barry found more than just an experimental Machine Gun Jetpack at Legitimate Research. The scientists have been testing a bunch of exotic propulsion devices.
MACHINE GUN JETPACK
The original and the best. The Machine Gun Jetpack.
BUBBLE GUN JETPACK
What happens when engineers get their hands on children's toys? You get the Bubble Gun Jetpack, that's what.
DIY JETPACK
Thanks to advancements in duct tape and party supply technology, Do-It-Yourself Jetpacks are finally a reality!
TRADITIONAL JETPACK
Sometimes you have to get back to your roots: the Traditional Jetpack will please the old schoolers.
STEAM JETPACK
Created with parts salvaged from a retired steam train, industrial age technology finally gets airborne!
FRUIT JETPACK
Unleash your inner zen and harness the power of fruit! This jetpack was carefully carved into life by a mysterious ninja
BLAST OFF JETPACK
When you think about it, a jetpack is really just a tiny little rocket that you wear on your back.
LASER JETPACK
Strapping a harness to a stolen laser was surprisingly easy. Not burning your pants while flying is the tricky part.
SNOW MACHINE JETPACK
Punk kids throwing snowballs at you and laughing? Strap in and rain down freezing revenge in this especially cool jetpack.
CHROME PLATED AFTERBURNER JETPACK
Salvaged from a decomissioned F-111, this afterburner jet engine puts on one crazy show.
SHARK HEAD JETPACK
Converted from a classic warplane, the Shark Head Jetpack proves you cannot haave too many sharks in your life.
GOLDEN SHARK HEAD JETPACK
PIGGY BANK JETPACK
Powered by firing 1928 issue $1,000 bills, this jetpack is probably the most wasteful machine ever created.
GOLDEN MACHINE GUN JETPACK
Coming soon
PUMPKIN JETPACK
Coming soon
TEDDY JETPACK
Coming soon
PARTY JETPACK
New breakthroughs in party-ology meant we could condense an entire party into a jetpack sized package.
HELICOPTER JETPACK
Coming soon
WATER JETPACK
A misguided attempt to build a high speed gardening machine led to the creation of the water jetpack. Great for watering your rose garden.
ANGEL WINGS JETPACK
Coming soon
RAINBOW JETPACK
Coming soon
LEAF BLOWER JETPACK
Who has the time for yard work anyway? With the Leaf Blower Jetpack you can kill two birds with one stone.
BEEHIVE JETPACK
Beeeeeeeeeees!
CHRISTMAS TREE JETPACK
Coming soon
RED BARRY JETPACK
An old war relic which shrunk after accidently being put in the wash. All the other planes turned pink.
TWISTER JETPACK
Rated at F3 on the Fujita Scale, this jetpack is capable of relocating an entire house over the rainbow.
FLYING V JETPACK
6 strings. 2 humbuckers. 22 frets. Goes to 11.
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